Eminem My Dad's Gone Crazy Lyrics:
[Intro:] [Tuning Tv] [Eminem Snortin Crack] [Tv Presenter:] Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father
and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
[Door opens] who's your daddy?
[Hailie:] Daddy, what're you doing?
[Beat starts] [Eminem:] Haha
[Eminem & Hailie:] Ok then! everybody, listen up!
[Eminem:] I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
[Hailie:] Somebody, please help him!
[giggle] i think my dad gone crazy!
[Verse #1:] There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get
through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing i can't
take this chainsaw to
[Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound] Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled
and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with elton john's
name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off
All this time, me and dre been
fucking with hats off
[Dr Dre:] Suck it marshall
[Eminem:] So tell laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this
motherfucking button and blast
off
And launch one of these
russians, and blast off
[Hailie Makes Explosion Sound] Blow every fucking thing, except
afghanistan on the map, off
when will it stop? when will I
knock the crap off?
[Knocking] Haley, tell 'em baby
[Haley:] My dad's lost it
[Chorus:] [Eminem:] There's really nothin' else to
say I, i can't explain it
[Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy!
[Eminem:] A little help from hailie jade
won't you tell em' baby
[Hailie:] [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/Q3 ]I think my dad gone crazy!
[Eminem:] Theres nothin' you could do or say
that could ever change me
[Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy!
[Eminem:] There's no one on earth that can
save me, not even halie
[Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy!
[Verse 2:] It's like my mother always told me
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom] Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana
Rana Rana Rana Rana,
and codeine and goddamit, you
little motherfucker
If you aint got nothin' nice to
say then don't say nothin'
uh..
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a
motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a
million motherfuckin' cocks
per second
I'd rather put out a
motherfucking gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued
to my face with a clit-ring
in my nose
Then quit bringin my flows,
quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean?
if y'all leave me alone, this
wouldn't be my
m.o.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man
i don't know no more
Am i the only fuckin one
who's normal any more?
[Hailey:] Dad
[Chorus] [Verse #3:] My songs can make you cry,
take you by surprise
And at the same time, make
you dry your eyes with the
same rhyme
see what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so
it's easy to misinterpret
it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before
id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck
by fuckin' lightning twice at
once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with
shit, every time i sung
Like r kelly as soon as
"bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain,
than the eyes of a little girl
inside of a
plane
Aimed at the world trade,
standin' on ronny's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till
clouds gather as clyde mathers
and bonnie jade
And thats pretty much the gist
of it,Parents are pissed, but
the kids love
it
Nine millimeter, heater
stashed, in two-seaters with
meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let
hailie listen to me neither
[Chorus] [Outro:] [Eminem:] Crazy
[Hailie:] ha ha
You're funny daddy!
Lyrics: My Dad's Gone Crazy, Eminem [end] 